An airline in New Zealand has figured out how to get passengers to watch those safety videos that nobody anywhere ever watches.

Everybody in the safety video is naked, covered only in body paint.

Watch and learn (as it’s probably the only safety video you ever will pay attention to).

There’s one coming up in Palm Springs, on June 20. Need a date?

Greg found this extremely amusing.

Some Talibaptists in Idaho are worried that Internet porn is about to bring the collapse of civilization, or some such thing.

The home state of Senator Larry Craig doesn’t strike us as the very most auspicious locale for such a meeting. We wonder… Will they invite the esteemed former senator to participate? – he used to be such a strong champion of ‘family values’? And… Will there be misbehavior in the men’s room?

Trimming the Bush to make the Tree look taller! Here’s a fairly surprising little how-to video from Gilette:

Here is a brief but captivating video clip from a 1997 movie called Lawn Dogs.

Here is an interview with that hot subway rescuer from NYC.

Methinks people might start dropping in front of him now just so that maybe he will pick them up and hold them real, real tight…

We spotted this at the Andrew Sullivan Blog and it’s brilliant.

Greg and I (I being your humble webmaster) were out to dinner this evening and we talked about adding videos to the web site. Each escort can make a brief introductory video allowing you, the site visitor and prospective client, to get a little better sense of the personality of each escort. Coming soon!

I wonder if our videos will turn out looking anything as good as this video of French rugby players… Yum!