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South Park

We’re sorry that we’ve been quiet for such a long time!

The webmaster is about to leave to Korea for several weeks and Greg seems to have a touch of writer’s block.

Here is a little something to amuse you until we can think of something a little more pertinent to blog about.

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The Next Generation of Porn

The Daily Beast has an article today about the 3-D Porn Revolution

“It was just a matter of time before the Avatar-technologies that set Hollywood all aflutter – and that are similarly exciting the makers of next-generation televisions-reached the adult-film world. (Think about it: What genre should benefit most from 3-D’s ability to bring the viewer closer to the action on the screen?)…”

“Amid the current surge to provide enough content to convince folks to fork over thousands of dollars for 3-D televisions, much of the talk has been about the dozens of 3-D feature films set for release and sports events like the 2010 World Cup, which will be broadcast in 3-D, but it is worth remembering that pornography has already proven itself as a driver of technological adaptation. A generation ago, the porn industry tipped the balance in favor of VHS video, undercutting Betamax tapes, and Hollywood soon followed suit.”

“And that’s not to mention its role on the Internet, which led to the mainstreaming of professional and amateur pornography. How mainstream could 3-D porn actually get? Prominent directors including Gaspar Noé, who directed the disturbing and controversial French film Irréversible, Tinto Brass, of Caligula fame, and Quentin Tarantino have all publicly mused about making 3-D porn films. (Brass has hinted that he wants to remake the X-rated Caligula-which starred Helen Mirren, John Gielgud and Peter O’Toole in 1979-and which was inspired by Gore Vidal’s script.)”

Read full article: 3-D Porn Revolution

That all sounds very nice, but we can’t help thinking if you want a 3-D show then simply phone two call boys and be done with it!

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Underwear made from Bananas

Aussiebum has – according to this video – introduced a new line of underwear made from banana fiber. Sounds tasty

… and it looks tasty, too! Do they sell this at Get Booked? Call Boy Greg, as you may have noticed, particularly enjoys being taken shopping for underwear.

I’m sure the same may be said for Ace and Tony! Callboys always like to go shopping, after all.

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Academy Awards Drinking Game

This Academy Awards Drinking Game sure has a lot of rules.

Jeff Bridges - The Dude!

It seems to us that you would likely be too drunk and confused to remember them all. But it’s still fun to read.

Probably, a better game would involve watching the show with one of our male escorts, and with him required to remain naked right up through the acceptance speech by the Best Picture winner.

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Super Bowl Ad?

This ad was rejected by CBS for airing during the Superbowl.

Poor delicate American football fans couldn’t handle it, I guess.