This article in The Daily Beast is very highly skeptical about the Showtime “reality” TV series Gigolos set in Las Vegas.

They compare gigolos who work exclusively for women to Bigfoot. A creature of legend that does not really exist.

As The New York Times’ skeptical review noted: “It’s not unheard of for women to pay for sex, but if Internet ads are any indication, the market looks a whole lot stronger for gay male escorts. So a look at women-only gigolos in Las Vegas is a little like a cooking show devoted entirely to vegan steak recipes.”

And then there are those, including male porn star Christian XXX, who flat-out think gigolos are an urban myth. “Male escorts work for guys, and the ones who claim to only do women are lying,” he told me. “I know a lot of men who do escorting, and the money is only in guys.”

We’re sorry that we’ve been quiet for such a long time!

The webmaster is about to leave to Korea for several weeks and Greg seems to have a touch of writer’s block.

Here is a little something to amuse you until we can think of something a little more pertinent to blog about.

The Daily Beast has an article today about the 3-D Porn Revolution

“It was just a matter of time before the Avatar-technologies that set Hollywood all aflutter – and that are similarly exciting the makers of next-generation televisions-reached the adult-film world. (Think about it: What genre should benefit most from 3-D’s ability to bring the viewer closer to the action on the screen?)…”

“Amid the current surge to provide enough content to convince folks to fork over thousands of dollars for 3-D televisions, much of the talk has been about the dozens of 3-D feature films set for release and sports events like the 2010 World Cup, which will be broadcast in 3-D, but it is worth remembering that pornography has already proven itself as a driver of technological adaptation. A generation ago, the porn industry tipped the balance in favor of VHS video, undercutting Betamax tapes, and Hollywood soon followed suit.”

“And that’s not to mention its role on the Internet, which led to the mainstreaming of professional and amateur pornography. How mainstream could 3-D porn actually get? Prominent directors including Gaspar Noé, who directed the disturbing and controversial French film Irréversible, Tinto Brass, of Caligula fame, and Quentin Tarantino have all publicly mused about making 3-D porn films. (Brass has hinted that he wants to remake the X-rated Caligula-which starred Helen Mirren, John Gielgud and Peter O’Toole in 1979-and which was inspired by Gore Vidal’s script.)”

Read full article: 3-D Porn Revolution

That all sounds very nice, but we can’t help thinking if you want a 3-D show then simply phone two call boys and be done with it!

Aussiebum has – according to this video – introduced a new line of underwear made from banana fiber. Sounds tasty

… and it looks tasty, too! Do they sell this at Get Booked? Call Boy Greg, as you may have noticed, particularly enjoys being taken shopping for underwear.

I’m sure the same may be said for Ace and Tony! Callboys always like to go shopping, after all.

This Academy Awards Drinking Game sure has a lot of rules.

Jeff Bridges - The Dude!

It seems to us that you would likely be too drunk and confused to remember them all. But it’s still fun to read.

Probably, a better game would involve watching the show with one of our male escorts, and with him required to remain naked right up through the acceptance speech by the Best Picture winner.

This ad was rejected by CBS for airing during the Superbowl.

Poor delicate American football fans couldn’t handle it, I guess.

We think maybe we never heard of a Flash Mob before, but it sure looks like fun!

In this case, over 100 dancers surprised Bondi Beach with a Flash Mob last weekend.

This video is apropos of nothing at all. But it’s been a while since we posted anything new.

… and it’s just so very darned amazing to watch! This guy should have a show in Las Vegas. Or maybe join a Cirque du Soleil show!

Levi Johnston, father of wingnut Sarah Palin’s grandchild, is considering posing nude for either Playgirl or Unzipped. I think we can all agree that we would quite like to see Levi Johnston Naked!

While you wait for that, you can read about him and watch a behind-the-scenes video of his photo shoot at Vanity Fair.

In the video, Levi is seen with his assistant, Tank, discussing the possibility of posing nude. Tank says, “You’ve gotta have some johnson. You can can’t come in there lacking in the johnson area.” ROFL

HBO is considering giving sex-advice columnist Dan Savage his own TV show – how cool is that? We love Dan. He’s a hoot. The pilot is being produced now. Fingers crossed! There’s more at Salon:

‘The syndicated sex columnist writes that his series, which would also be titled “Savage Love,” “will focus on current events and cultural trends with sex as the filter.” And his approach to the show seem specially designed to fill the TV sex programming void: “I’m hoping to bring a new kind of conversation to TV about sex — an honest conversation, one that’s informed without being (too) wonky, funny without being (too) cruel, sexy without being (too) cheesy. Basically, my sex advice column — but on the teevee!”‘

And here’s a video of when Dan Savage offered to be Sarah Palin’s gay friend.

Weeds is one of our favorite shows. We love Mary Louise Parker.

And Mary Louise would really, REALLY, love to win another Emmy: