All you need to do first is, disprove the following three statements.

1. Alcohol is significantly more toxic than marijuana, making death by overdose far more likely with alcohol.
2. The health effects from long-term alcohol consumption cause tens of thousands more deaths in the U.S. annually than the health effects from long-term marijuana consumption.
3. Violent crime committed by individuals intoxicated by alcohol is far more prevalent in the U.S. than violent crime committed by individuals intoxicated by marijuana only.

Tip: MPPNV does not actually feel themselves in any peril of ever having to make a payout. Marijuana is provably far safer.

So, why does the USA put tens of thousands of people into prison in pursuit of a failed, un-winnable and utterly pointless drug war?

And Mary Louise would really, REALLY, love to win another Emmy:

Note that, as a matter of fact, we don’t any of us smoke weed. We just think that it’s shockingly bad public policy that it’s illegal.

We don NOT like the Kellogs company.