The party of family values is having yet another scandal, this time involving one of our very own Nevada senators. This one is not just a regular Talibaptist. This one is a speaking-in-tongues Talibaptist!

Unlike some of his colleagues, Ensign’s jeremiads against gay marriage reflected a sincere expression of his faith and personal sensibility. Indeed, Ensign is a Promise Keeper and the only Pentecostal in the Senate – former Missouri Senator and U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft was the first – and a member of a congregation in Las Vegas affiliated with the ultra-conservative International Church of the Foursquare Gospel.

These guys should have at least some shred of honesty and make it their motto: “Do as I say, not as I do.”

P.S. I phoned Senator Ensign’s office at (877) 894-7711 and suggested (in no uncertain terms) that he should resign. Damned hypocrite, going around talking like he’s so much better than everybody else and voting to keep many of us down at the level of second class citizens. His family is SO much better than certain other families, yeah, right. The man has no business holding any position of trust or authority.

Does China have its own Talibaptists? The so-called Communist government there has ordered all computer manufacturers to install spyware on computers sold in China. This will permit the government to block access to a constantly-updated list of web sites.

China has issued a sweeping directive requiring all personal computers sold in the country to include sophisticated software that can filter out pornography and other “unhealthy information” from the Internet.

In places like Idaho and the Deep South – where some people are just so anxious to take absolute control of other people’s lives – they must be so jealous of the Chinese government’s power.

Something very funny from those brilliant folks over at The Onion.

This is a real nice video. And it’s from one of our very favorite TV shows, Weeds.

Note that, as a matter of fact, we don’t any of us smoke weed. We just think that it’s shockingly bad public policy that it’s illegal.

The magazine Scientific American has this article which explains something you may (or may not) have wondered about.

Secrets of the Phallus: Why Is the Penis Shaped Like That?

…according to evolutionary psychologist Gordon Gallup of the State University of New York at Albany, the human penis is actually an impressive “tool” in the truest sense of the word, one manufactured by nature over hundreds of thousands of years of human evolution. You may be surprised to discover just how highly specialized a tool it is. Furthermore, you’d be amazed at what its appearance can tell us about the nature of our sexuality.

Your faithful webmaster has been remiss in not posting any news here for a while. Sorry. I’m away in South Korea this month and am constantly amazed by this country. Last weekend I was at the border and got a look inside of North Korea – and that was amazing, too, but in a totally different way. Next weekend, I’ll be over in Japan.

So, if you’ve got any blog topic suggestions then please reply here or by email (webmaster@…) and I’ll respond ASAP. Thanks!

The British Home Secretary got into trouble for accidentally billing the taxpayers for the cost of two porno movies, which were watched by her home-alone husband. That would be quite sufficiently embarrassing all by itself…

Matters are not made better by the fact that Ms. Smith, who leads the British government department overseeing immigration, drugs policy, counter-terrorism and the police, recently announced plans to change the law on prostitution in Britain to punish men who pay for sex, in an attempt to cut down on demand. As The Guardian reported in November:

“Ms. Smith that in the past the government has concentrated on addressing the ‘supply side’ issues relating to prostitution. Now the government wanted to curtail the demand.

“‘At the end what we also need to recognise is that if there is no demand for sex with women, there will be less trafficking,’ she said.”

It is such a darned nuissance for the people who want to control other people’s lives when they get caught doing such a poor job of managing their own lives (or those near and dear to themselves) ain’t it?

(We do, however, hasten to add that to the extent that the concern here is for women who are unwilling participants in being “trafficked,” then we have all sorts of sympathy for them!) And no sympathy at all for hypocritical holier-than-thou government officials.

Tonight the lights are going off on The Las Vegas Strip for one hour. That’ll be something to see!

If you don’t want to be alone in the dark then you better go to Krave. They’re having an underwear party in the dark, and passing out flashlights. It sounds like fun!

Krave Flashlight Underwear Party

You better call somebody to escort you, so you don’t get lost in the dark!

On Sunday afternoon, we’ll be at The Blue Moon Resort for some photos. Greg and Ace will be there. And, so will our new escort, Tyler – who needs some new photos to be taken of him naked. And what better place than a clothing optional gay resort? We hope to see you there.

Then on Monday morning, your faithful webmaster (“CBLV”) will be leaving to visit Korea and Japan for a month. Never fear, the site will be maintained as usual. If you don’t see Tyler’s new page right away, then it will show up ASAP after I arrive in Seoul.

Here is an interview with that hot subway rescuer from NYC.

Methinks people might start dropping in front of him now just so that maybe he will pick them up and hold them real, real tight…

Greg and I (your humble webmaster) met up with Ace on Monday night at the Fun Hog Ranch. A very good time was had by all.

And now Ace is our newest escort listing! www.callboylv.com/escort/ace/

Ace has been escorting for some time now so, while he is new to CallBoyLV, he’s not new to his profession. You’ll be in expert hands (or whatever) if you give Ace a call.

If you want to catch a free show, I’ll be shopping for underwear tonight at GetBooked.

It’s on Paradise South of Harmon in the Las Vegas Fruit Loop between 7 and 7:30.

Don’t let the people at Get Booked know.

Those wishing to help me are more than welcome to lend advice. If you buy me a pair you may be greatly rewarded!

Here is news from our friends at The Blue Moon Resort. They’re having some porn stars over for a get-together.