CNN has taken an interest in Republican Congressman Aaron Schock’s abs.

Click on the photo if you want to watch the CNN interview. Yum!

“People who watch TMZ or different mediums don’t expect to see their congressman on such a show. They’re used to seeing the Britney Spears or the movie star, but to see their hometown congressman on a show like this kind of raises their interest and gets them a little excited…I guess there’s worse things they could be saying about you…” ~ Rep. Aaron Schock, R-IL

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It seems, according to the NY Times, that the Swiss are having a problem with too many people wandering around the Swiss Alps naked. To their credit, there reportedly is some strong support for allowing people to do as they like. Others are eager to make ever-more laws restricting people’s freedom.

We at CBLV like it very much when we happen upon naked people, and wish it happened more often.

In fact, Greg and I (your webmaster) were just saying today that it’s exactly the best time of year right now to take a video camera out to the Valley of Fire and maybe come back with some new photos and video for the web site. If so, then I think we’ll invite Ace, and any other local escorts who may be interested in joining us.

I guess we’d probably have to take turns watching out for park rangers who maybe would take exception to naked hiking and naked picture taking.

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If you want to catch a free show, I’ll be shopping for underwear tonight at GetBooked.

It’s on Paradise South of Harmon in the Las Vegas Fruit Loop between 7 and 7:30.

Don’t let the people at Get Booked know.

Those wishing to help me are more than welcome to lend advice. If you buy me a pair you may be greatly rewarded!

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It seems that the Kellogs brand has taken a hit on account of its mistreatment of Olympics hero Michael Phelps. Nice to see a little justice!

Out of the 5,600 company reputations Vanno monitors, Kellogg ranked ninth before it booted Phelps. Now it’s ranked 83. Not even an industry-wide peanut scare inflicted as much damage on the food company’s reputation.

One may suppose that this widely circulated SNL skit accounts for much of the plunge in their fortunes.

Full Article at Huffington Post

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Senate Republican hypocrite David Vitter has a new opponent for re-election, a porn star named Stormy Daniels.

“In July 2008, Vitter joined accused bathroom-stall sex solicitor Sen. Larry Craig in co-sponsoring the anti-gay-marriage Marriage Protection Amendment, then addressed a massive antiabortion rally on the National Mall three days after Barack Obama’s inauguration.

“I personally have no issues with his sexual activities or his sexual preferences or whatever it is that he wants to do. My issues with him — who am I to judge, right? My issue with him is that he is a hypocrite and call me what you will but you can’t call me a hypocrite,” said Daniels.

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We like Michael Phelps!

We don NOT like the Kellogs company.

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Ted the born-again hypocrite, and famous call boy patron, is back in the news.

He’s got a new documentary airing on HBO and there are new allegations of him having secret sex, this time with volunteers at his old mega-church.

I don’t know how anybody can take either Christians or Republicans seriously when they’re so flagrant in their hypocrisy.

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We spotted this at the Andrew Sullivan Blog and it’s brilliant.

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Viagra. Its usefulness extends beyond what you had imagined.

CIA operatives in Afghanistan may be buying favors from local leaders using the erection-boosting drug Viagra, the Washington Post reports. A tribal patriarch described in the Post story was happy to provide info about Taliban trade routes to intel officers in exchange for the little blue pills.

“Whatever it takes to make friends and influence people—whether it’s building a school or handing out Viagra,” a CIA operative told the paper. Another CIA source was careful to point out that the agency only uses tactics “consistent with the laws of our country.”

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“What are you doing here?”: man asks wife at brothel

WARSAW (Reuters) – A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment’s employees.

Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

“I was dumbfounded. I thought I was dreaming,” the husband told the newspaper on Wednesday.

The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.

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