Get Booked – the gay bookstore located in the Las Vegas Fruit Loop – is looking for hot male underwear models. Contact the store for more information.

Work whenever and for however long at a time you like (except, daylight hours only). Come by the store, which is next to Buffalo and across Swenson from Piranha and Gipsy, and show them what you got. The job pays $15/hour cash.

If you’re too shy to be in your underwear, then a Speedo will do, too.

And – if you’re not even one teency bit shy – then maybe you want to contact us at CallBoyLV and get your own Call Boy web page. Not only escorts, but also strippers and naked house cleaners / handymen and masseurs are welcome to be listed.

In Northern Virginia, a man was arrested after a woman and her child saw him making coffee naked in his own kitchen. At 5:30 in the morning.

Clearly, this woman – and the local police – must be terribly bored at having not-nearly their fair share of actual problems to worry about.

I bet Greg or Ace will be happy to come make coffee for you naked. And we doubt very (very!) much that you’ll be bored.

Update: Acquitted

It’s official.

Levi Johnston is going for the ultimate exposure – the 19-year-old father of Sarah Palin’s grandchild will pose nude for Playgirl, his lawyer said.

To get ready for his close-up, Mr Johnston is training three hours a day, six nights a week at an Anchorage gym with a local body builder.

A formal agreement hasn’t been reached with the online magazine, but the photo shoot is a “foregone conclusion,” said Mr Johnston’s lawyer, Rex Butler.

Full Article

And a video from CNN. Like Levi, Anderson Cooper also works out.

Even Anderson’s friend Andrew Sullivan finds he’s got to go with “the redneck“.

Hilarious video:

New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens ‘It’s Gay To Smoke’

Who knew there was so very much to say about what goes on in the steam room at the gym?

Gym culture is now such an ingrained part of the gay world in major cities that it is tempting to see all of this as much ado about nothing. Boys will be boys, and we’ve all seen enough wedding bands on the hands groping at us to think that even straight men aren’t completely immune to the siren song of misty sexual encounters. There is an undeniable and potent veil of anonymity drawn when we enter the small wooden rooms that smell of toasted flesh. Furtive glances size up the room’s inhabitants as your hands hover close to the opening in your towel, just waiting for the right signals from the others present to cross the line from socially acceptable to indecent. [continued...]

Our awful born-again U.S. senator, John Ensign, is in the news again. Not only is he a hypocrite, now it seems he may be a criminal. What an embarrassment.

Senators Aid After Affair Raises Flags Over Ethics

In acknowledging the affair, Mr. Ensign cast it as a personal transgression, not a professional one. But an examination of his conduct shows that in trying to clean up the mess from the illicit relationship and distance himself from the Hamptons, he entangled political supporters, staff members and Senate colleagues, some of whom say they now feel he betrayed them.

Skip to 3:30 for something funny. I don’t want to give away the joke, just trust me it’s funny. The evil Iranian Taliban deserves this kind of juvenile humor about their holiest city.

Why spend hours and hours at YouTube (time better spent with Greg or Ace, BTW) when you can see it all in just 4 minutes?!

You might want to lower the volume. The background music on this is a bit harsh.

Friends of Greg said today they’re visiting a park in Seoul all filled with statues of penises.

Naturally, Greg did not believe a word of it.

So they sent photos.

It’s the craziest thing! We approve, of course, but it’s still unbelievable. ROFL.

The proper name is Haeshindang Park

Penis Park in Seoul, Korea

The Marijuana Policy Project of Nevada wants to give you $10,000!

All you need to do first is, disprove the following three statements.

1. Alcohol is significantly more toxic than marijuana, making death by overdose far more likely with alcohol.
2. The health effects from long-term alcohol consumption cause tens of thousands more deaths in the U.S. annually than the health effects from long-term marijuana consumption.
3. Violent crime committed by individuals intoxicated by alcohol is far more prevalent in the U.S. than violent crime committed by individuals intoxicated by marijuana only.

Tip: MPPNV does not actually feel themselves in any peril of ever having to make a payout. Marijuana is provably far safer.

So, why does the USA put tens of thousands of people into prison in pursuit of a failed, un-winnable and utterly pointless drug war?

Levi Johnston, father of wingnut Sarah Palin’s grandchild, is considering posing nude for either Playgirl or Unzipped. I think we can all agree that we would quite like to see Levi Johnston Naked!

While you wait for that, you can read about him and watch a behind-the-scenes video of his photo shoot at Vanity Fair.

In the video, Levi is seen with his assistant, Tank, discussing the possibility of posing nude. Tank says, “You’ve gotta have some johnson. You can can’t come in there lacking in the johnson area.” ROFL

It’s time for the 6th Annual Labor Day Pool Party at the Blue Moon Resort!

There will be hot go-go boys and a full bar. Clothing is optional. It’s a terrific event, lots of fun. Ace is away touring Europe but Greg is available if you need a date!